Evergreen dreams

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

(Source: ladycrofts)

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

(Source: mominleggings)

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

illumahottie:

chanelthot:

Im crying so much

i AM DELETING

(Source: beyobsessed)

parteira:

tastefullyoffensive:

[ladyhaywire] (more behind the gifs)

i didn’t expect any of this when i was reading it.

lifeofamilso:

Our professional wedding photos finally came in! ❤️

octopusandrockets:

sales-aholic:

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chatfish

octopusandrockets:

sales-aholic:

Here’s this Fall 2014 semester edition of how to save on textbooks! Here’s a list of promo codes and deals going on. Plus, don’t forget to sell your old textbooks as well. Hope this helps all my fellow college students out there :)

Amazon

Bigger Books:

  • Daily Deals Coupons found here. There’s a new one every day.
  • $5 OFF $75+. Use code: SocialLove (Ends 10/1/14)
  • $5 OFF $100 + Free Shipping. Use code: BIGGER100 (Ends 12/31/14)

Book Byte:  

  • 5% OFF Rentals or Extra 5% Buyback Bonus when you sell your textbooks. Use code: bookbyte5 (Ends 9/15/14)

Bookrenter

  • 5% OFF Rentals + free shipping. Use code: BKRPKGAUG (Ends 9/30/14)

Campus Book Rentals:

Course Smart:

eCampus:

  • Extra $2 on when you sell your textbooks worth $15+. Use code: PLUS2 (Ends 11/10/14)
  • $3 OFF $60. Use code: ECAMPUS3 (Ends 12/31/14)
  • $5 OFF $100 + free shipping. Use code: ECAMPUS5 (Ends 12/31/14)
  • $10 OFF $150 + free shipping. Use code: 10OFF150 
  • FREE Shipping on Orders Over $59.
  • FREE Shipping When You Sell Your Old Textbooks.

Sell Back Books:

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Textbooks:

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chatfish
lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

when-i-hear-music:

Well damn Satan

Satan? U mean genius

lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

when-i-hear-music:

Well damn Satan

Satan? U mean genius

(Source: best-of-memes)

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

image

LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO